Third person’s POV…
“Porphyria, a condition where whoever has it, has sensibility towards sunlight, and garlic. To where the gums shrunk that form fangs… It is the living proof, that you may recall as vampire syndrome.”
“So… You’re not a vampire. Are you..?” Asking as if not convinced…
“Yes!” Quite irritated.
“So your a vampire…but not really. Mmmm~. More on vampir-ish like then!” She exclaimed all excited.
“You know that’s not even a word.”
“Yeah, I know, it’s just something that could define you.” She complimented, all smiles, as if didn’t beat him a while ago.
“So … friends.?” Extending a...

hand as she reached out for me.
*Smack!*
“Did you think I’ll just let it all slide..!? I’ll sue you… murderer!”
“Mmm~ to bad I didn’t get to kill you.” All smiles as if mocking him more.
“Attempted murder then, or better yet assault!”
“Wow, you never run out of anything to say.” All amazed, but insulted him more.
“Just leave!”
“I will, just need proof first.” Turning around grab one of his portraits, and stuff it into her bag.
“I’ll be keeping this–Oops!”
*Thud!” As the thick book fell in front of his feet…
“You’re into it the occults?” Questioning